New in Town?

So you're new here, eh?

That's okay, everybody's gotta be new here sometimes.

First thing off, this site is not intended for children. I didn't make a big deal about it on the main page, cause I don't want to clutter things up, but it needs to be said. Nothing on this site is something I wouldn't let my mother see, (hi Mom!) but some of it isn't gonna be appropriate for the little ones. I'd give the entire thing a nice solid PG-15 (if there were such a movie rating) rating. Of course, I leave it totally up to your discretion, any parents out there.

(Or any young children that might have found there way here... how'd you get here, anyway?)

I hope to make a kid-safe site in the fairly near future, which means it probably won't get done until Spring Break... three years from now... , but hey, sometimes, you're just busy.

That said, I would like to say that I cannot make assurances about the links from this site to others, including the ones on the "Tests" page. These sites might contain totally objectionable material. I don't know. All I did was take the test.
The tests themselves might also ask you potentially adult-oriented questions and/or bizzare questions. I take no responsibility for that either

On a different note, those of you who know me well will notice that I do not use my real last name on this site anywhere. This is to discourage weirdos on the internet from finding out things they shouldn't know about me. Also, names in some cases on the site will be changed to protect the innocent/not so innocent/completely guilty.

All material on this site is copyrighted by me. You're allowed to look at it here to your hearts content, but don't steal it. If you want to print out a picture from this site, or something, e-mail me and let me know, I've got better quality ones available.

I think that's all for now. This page may be updated at a future date.