The sound of high heels on a sidewalk. The woman came around the corner. She was tall, with long blonde hair that was curly and flowed in a way that made men wage war over her. The red dress she wore hugged every curve in her upper body, and left most of her lower body bare. Men all over the street turned to stare at her. She smiled knowingly at them, a twinkle in her eye. She was too good to be true. She opened the door to a grocery store and walked in with a little wiggle.

*THUMP*

The young woman with the baby in the cart looked up to see whom she had run into. A young man in a red shirt lay on the floor. He looked about as all-American as apple pie, which is exactly how she liked her men. Hell, she'd married that type, hadn't she? She helped him up and apologised. He was very gracious, and said that he wasn't important. Just as she left, two men came running in.
"Hey!" they said to the young man, "Have you seen a woman in a red dress come past here?"
"No. I haven't seen anyone." The man in the red shirt said, and smiled, a twinkle in his eye.